Me: "Breakfast this morning is slices of Gouda, Emmentaler, and Parrano, along with some Italian dry salami and crackers. How long 'til I start voting Democrat?"
RX: "There's not really a connection. Besides, there's no fresh fruit there, so you're safe..."
Me: "Thank gawd."
RX: "...although the Democrats only include the fresh fruit to prove they're just regular Joes."