ToddG: "Go ahead and pick up your mags. There's one here..."
Me: "Yeah, that's the empty one. I had to get the full one over here that I threw on the ground during the reload because I guess I didn't like it or something."
Edited to add the following, overheard in the hallway at home after relating the story to Bobbi:
RX: "'Oh, no! Mustn't use that one! It has the bat-shaped hollowpoints! People will figure out my secret identity!'"