RX: "Well, it seems they decided not to rename Georgia Street. Seems like they decided it might be an election-costing move."
Me: "Why were they gonna rename Georgia Street?"
RX: "Well, with the Superbowl coming, it's going to be a major party street, and you don't want people to think 'Ew, Georgia!' We burned that place."
Me: "Yeah, heaven forbid you're associated with a place that hosted an Olympics instead of just a Superbowl."
RX: "Hey, we hosted the Pan-Am Games!"
Me: "The what?"
RX: "It's like the Special Olympics, but for countries."