Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Dang it, I could use a belly laugh, but it's blocked from the office.
Starbucks is Hiring? Well, guess Obama fixed the Economy, huh?
@ Bubblehead Les,The economy was fixed a few weeks ago. Didn't you notice? The short can of beans and wieners dropped from 80 some cents to 72 cents at Wal-Mart.@ Tam,I forwarded the two--four page, and quote, to Senator Coburn.Brad K.
I work for a state institution of higher learning and I constantly find examples that support this comment. I am sure that I would suffer if I posted this comment on my door with my Dilbert cartoons.
I joked with a co-worker that her degree in English would allow her to diagram the sentence "Do you want fries with that?"She had the last laugh as she landed a $70,000 @ year job writing speeches for Sec. Of Labor. Yup, 70 grand to put words in a political hacks mouth.
I'd take a speechwriting gig for half that, but I don't think we have a Secretary of Sarcasm.
"I'd take a speechwriting gig for half that, but I don't think we have a Secretary of Sarcasm."And you'd be worth at least twice that.
If we had a Secretary of Sarcasm, you would be a shoo-in for the job, ass-you-me'ing PJ O'Rourke turned the gig down.
We would all be trying to write lines for you and getting graded on snark.
ROFL...and, hmm, Billy's right on the button, there.
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