Me: "What day is today? Thursday?"
RX: "Yes, Tamara, this is Thursday. But only until noon, and then it's last Tuesday."
Me: "Hey, I'm still a little disoriented from my vacation. You know, 'If this is Tuesday, then I must be in Amarillo.'"
RX: "No, you're not an armadillo. What kind of vacation was this? 'And if it's Wednesday, I'm a stoat!'"
Me: "This is going on the internet..."