TeeWee Announcer: "The New York City Marathon is one of the biggest, and toughest, races in the world."
Me: "Wait, what? Why is a marathon tougher in New York? 'Cause of all the hills? Or you might get mugged right in the middle of the race? They probably jog right through some rough neighborhoods. Is a New York City mile longer than a regular mile?"
RX: "It's because they don't stop the traffic for them."
Me: "Awesome! 'Come to the Big Apple for the 26th Annual Running of the Taxicabs!' I'd go watch that."