The best part? The three-day event will even have a "Comedy Night"!
Those jokes ought to be hilarious:
"Breacher up! *K-BLAAMMM!* Freeze, police! Get on the ground! Don't move! Lemme see your hands! I said don't you $*#!ing MOVE! *BANGBANGBANG!*"
"Oh, God, they shot Lassie!"