Friday, February 22, 2013

Tab clearing...

  • Great blog I was steered to today. Dude can write.

  • Speaking of "dude can write", this made me cry.

  • Some stories you just can't improve on, no matter how you dress them up, like the Indianapolis guy who jacked one of those Walmart Li'l Rascal scooters, which have a top speed of 6mph, and was pulled over in the oncoming lanes of a street six miles away, at 0400 on an 18°F night. It will not come as a surprise to find out that he got an F on his field sobriety test.

13 comments:

Joanna said...

Okay so maybe that second link made you cry but it just gave me a case of the heaving heebie jeebies.

Seriously, screw ants.

TheSev said...

Great first link. Made my blog roll after just 3 post read.

Now bookmarked....right under you.

Don't worry, he won't steal me from ya.

Heh!

TJIC said...

> Great blog I was steered to today. Dude can write.

Almost bailed on it in the first paragraph when I saw he was a cop.

Kept reading.

Great blog.

Greg in Allston said...

Dude can write. Boy, you sure ain't kidding, Tam. Thanks for passing that on. Mr. Hernandez is one gifted guy.

Anonymous said...

Thanks... I think.

Dude can write... and I can have nightmares. The cannibal -- OMFG. I bookmarked the site. Dude can write.

Mark Alger said...

We spent billions of dollars after the ADA to put wheelchair ramps on every single f-ing street corner in America -- FOUR TIMES -- and these numbnuts ride their welfare-office Scooters down the freakin' street.

OK. I assume just because they live in Section 8 and have no visible means of support that they're on welfare. I guess that means I'm a bigot.

M

Steve Skubinna said...

Okay, 6 mph. But you drive down the wrong lane and suddenly it's like you're going 46 mph! w00t!!11!eleventy!11!!!

Mick Havoc said...

Peroxide + Washington DC

Works for me

Kristophr said...

BRAAAAAIIIINNNS!

JohninMd. (Help?) said...

I looked under the comments section.....really? " Go-go freakin' SCOOTERS"?? You HAD ta go there? To quote Davy Jones; " Ah, yer ah creul, creul, Lasss-ah!!"

Robert Fowler said...

Both of them can really write. They are both Marines. Coincidence?

I didn't cry about the turtle, but I did get a little misty thinking about my own Dad. It's been almost 33 years and sometimes it still hurts.

Firehand said...

One of those all-too-common lines: "Alcohol may have been involved."

Sammy Taylor said...

Thanks for the pointer. I am enjoying this blog immensely.