An ecosystem out of whack...

" Polygamist women dressed 'like ninjas' attack home of witness in Utah sex assault case"

Is that not the headline of the century? Journalism school majors lie awake nights dreaming of being able to write a headline like that maybe once in their careers if they're lucky.

As an aside, this is what comes of an unbalanced ecosystem. Everybody knows that ninjas, polygamist or otherwise, are the natural prey of pirates. When pirates have been hunted to near extinction outside the Horn of Africa,the Straits of Malacca, and certain corners of the Caribbean, then the ninja population is bound to explode with consequences like the one in the headline.
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