Sunday, September 20, 2015

Overheard in the Office...

RX: "...and you didn't move the quilt from the washer to the dryer. But I did, for I am awesome."

Me: "Oh, yeah? Well, I moved it from the living room floor to the washer in the first place!"

RX: "Anybody could have done that. I wiped the cat hork off of it."

Me: "Well, I got the cat that horked on in the first place."

RX: "I don't see what that has to do with..."

Me: "You wouldn't have been able to wipe up any cat hork if I hadn't bought the cat that horked..."

RX: "One does not buy cats!"

Me: "Okay, '...if I hadn't ransomed the cat that horked in the first place.'"

RX: "One does occasionally have to ransom cats."