If the purpose of advertising is to make you stop and look, this worked.
I was indeed stopped in my tracks, temporarily bereft of the ability to even.
So, I'm supposed to be taking my 1911-buying advice from underemployed Eighties hair metal singers now? Also, if Dee Snyder's so into 1911s, how come we can only get country friggin' music at our annual NRA soirees?
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