Dehydrated Beowulf

This is absolutely wonderful!

BRECUNG! If you couldn’t get through all 3k lines of Beowulf, I give you a world-exclusive ‘nano-translation’ from its greatest living interpreter, Professor Michael Alexander (dad). It’s 15 lines long. pic.twitter.com/sUv80lVraP

— Patrick Alexander 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@i_padawan) November 27, 2021