In an alternate universe, I flagged this guy down and said "I will trade you everything I own except the clothes I'm wearing, my laptop, my S&W Model 13, and my Nikon D700 for the keys to this car," and he said yes.
And then I walked the earf in an M Coupe, taking pictures, having adventures, and writing about them. The end.
Meanwhile, in this universe, I have stuff I gotta write.
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