Then I discovered that the corner market sells literal beef tea, by which I mean powdered beef bone broth in single serving packets to mix with 8oz of hot water in a mug and sip like carnivore's coffee. And you don't have to eat a mess of noodles first to get at it. It's like fifty calories, all protein and no carbs.
This stuff is delicious... I mean, if you dig beef bone broth. Bobbi's been using it for cooking, too.
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