Saturday, April 22, 2006

Overheard At Work...

Tam: "Look, Bob! A carpenter bee. Know how you can tell it's a carpenter bee?"

Bob: "How?"

Tam: "Because its little toolbelt is hanging down and you can see the crack of its ass."

Bob: "How do you know it's not a plumber bee?"

Tam: "Hadn't thought of that..."

3 comments:

Paul Simer said...

Bwahaha...

Slow day at work?

My best memories from all the retail jobs I've had are of the conversations with co-workers during the dead times between customers.

Heartless Libertarian said...

Because it's got a claw hammer and a level instead of a pipe wrench, that's how.

phlegmfatale said...

well, the plumber bee's crack shows even without a toolbelt attached.