Sunday, April 30, 2006

The bright sparks of Bee County, Texas...

...are asking their citizens to fuel their automobiles with sunbeams and happy thoughts. They say they will boycott Exxon Mobil until gas is $1.30/gal. I say, why stop there? Why not continue the boycott until The Evil Petrogiant buys everyone in the county a gold house and a rocket car?

Morons.

3 comments:

Porta's Cat said...

I like rocket cars!!!

phlegmfatale said...

Not mere morons, but of the booger-eating variety.

Anonymous said...

A boycott because gas is more than $1.30 per gallon? What a bunch of sissies! Germans are paying more than six bucks per gallon and nobody's thinking about boycotts. (Well, nobody's thinking about buying more fuel efficient cars either ;-) )

T.Stahl (whose car is giving him 65mpg and who doesn't care much about fuel prices)