Friday, October 20, 2006

Ahmadinejad to world: "Kick me."

Suddenly unsure that he had successfully managed to piss off everybody (or at least everybody in the parts of the world where indoor plumbing, electricity, and nuclear weapons are commonplace), the Punchline-In-Chief of the Iranian government issued a statement to remind the world that, well, he's almost as ronery as Kim Il:
"You should believe that this regime (Israel) cannot last and has no more benefit to you. What benefit have you got in supporting this regime, except the hatred of the nations?" he said in nationally broadcast speech Friday.

"We have advised the Europeans that the Americans are far away, but you are the neighbors of the nations in this region," he said.

"We inform you that the nations are like an ocean that is welling up, and if a storm begins, the dimensions will not stay limited to Palestine, and you may get hurt."
Hey, can't have the Euros distancing themselves from Uncle Sam and Israel; better shove them back in the boat. If you're determined to get your ass stomped, you might as well goad everybody into helping.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: It's fun to mock the current passive stance of the European nations, but history has shown that they are never more than a demagogue away from the concentration kaserne. The Islamic minority tweaks the tiger's tail at their peril...

6 comments:

Porta's Cat said...

all it will take is a charasimatic Austrian who thinks Muslims are the scourge of the world and has an eye for some elbow room next to the Caspian Sea.

"They rolled over the border the hour before dawn...."

Anonymous said...

Actually, this time around it is more likely to be some French or English working class stiff peeved at what the muslim immigrants are doing in his country. Yes, yes I know that the last few, ok several, French regimes have been cheese eating surrender monkeys. However, a country that had a huge part in Napoleon's conquests has to have a backbone somewhere.

OTOH, the muslim extremists could always commit the ultimate sin and bomb the major breweries &/or distilleries in Ireland.

Now that would be a storm surge. Pardon me while I shudder at the thought of a couple million pissed off, sober Irishmen.

-Gregg

Rick O'Shea said...

...And we're back to that whole "suicide by cop" analogy again...

DirtCrashr said...

He where's my Lebensraum, dammit?

cleanhead said...

I inform Mr. Raghead that he is treading on thin ice.

Anonymous said...

As long as we don't have to bail out their sorry ass yet again, like in WWI and WWII, who gives a rip what happens to Europe?

Let them suffer under Islam.

As an American I just don't give a f*ck this time around. We spent way too much in money and lives to fix their sorry messes in the 20th century and they still hate us.

Screw 'em all. Let Allah sort them out.