An anonymous coworker has a thing about feral cats on his property. Once or twice, they've come to a bad end. As a cat owner, I have sparred with him verbally about this before (my cats, of course, are indoor kitties and decidedly non-feral.)
Me: "What is it you have against the cats, anyway?"
Him: "Well, for one thing, they kill songbirds..."
M: "Songbirds are ghey. All they ever do is crap on my car and wake me up when I'm trying to sleep in. Good for the cats, if you ask me."
H: "Suppose a feral cat crapped on your car?"
M: "Well, that'd depend. How recently have I had it detailed?"
H: "Look, suppose there was a dog that started running cattle?"
M: "I'd shoot it. But that's different; cows taste good."
H: "Well, Italians cook and eat songbirds."
M: "Right, and if you have a pack of feral Italians running loose on your property, you should load up the ol' shotgun and do what you gotta do."