...but I have a hard time envisioning the following conversation:
"I've found you a fantastic interning gig. Instead of that summer job at the office we'd talked about, I've instead arranged you a position in a crime-ridden East Coast city, working as a gopher for an extremely incompetent company that can't balance its books. You'll spend your time surrounded by 435 middle-aged men who are power-hungry, egotistical, and totally lacking in scruples of any kind. You'll love it."
At least, I assume that's how the whole "Congressional Page" thing gets, er... is "pimped" the right word to use in this context?