I take back everything bad I've ever said about Amazon.com.
Ten minutes ago I was sitting on the porch, turning the last page (literally) of the book I was reading and wondering what I was going to do to keep myself amused for the rest of the day, when a DHL van pulled into the driveway. The driver hopped out and asked "Tamara?"
"Yo." I raised my hand.
"Package from Amazon."
What absolutely perfect timing!