Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Quick, someone call the emo kid...

...and tell him that the cops won't leave Britney alone!

11 comments:

Marko said...

She's a HUMAN!

rickn8or said...

You can take the girl out of the trailer park but . . .

comatus said...

Now that's just unfair to trailer parks. As if they didn't have enough problems, attracting tornadoes and all. Leave Mobile Home Villages ALONE!...

BryanP said...

Part of me really doesn't care. The other part wants to start a deathpool on Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and the Olsen Twins.

Which will die first, and by what cause?

On second thought that would mean I'd have to pay attention to them beyond the occasional snark. Bad idea.

BobG said...

Britney who?

phlegmfatale said...

I guess the emo kid's memo that they're supposed to deal with him didn't get to the cops, right?
Actually, I was just thinking of Britney's oddly wide-set eyes, and Kevin Federline's weaselesque eye conformation, and thought their kids have a chance of having normal eye placement, if everything balances out. Poor little devils. They're doomed. The only chance they have at normality is if some couple with no electricity in Mongolia would adopt them and withhold them from society while their ma reenacts the Dana Plato story.

[Gawd! I woke up on the bitchy side of the bed today, didn't I?]

comatus said...

mmm..bitch...bed...

(sorry, had to beat Kevin to it).

staghounds said...

The Yahoo news headline read

"Britney Turns Herself Into Police".

Anonymous said...

you want your own emo.. you know you do.. i can never make min cut itself http://www.mindistortion.tv/pocketemo/

phlegmfatale said...

love that pocket emo thingy.

TBeck said...

"Britney Turns Herself Into Police".

Well, at least she's not finding ecstasy in a Mr. Potato Head. Although even that wouldn't surprise me, anymore.

The truly horrifying part of all this is that Kevin Federline has been elevated to the role of a responsible parent!