...you have a sign on your barbecue smoker saying "See the smoker where the severed leg was found! Adults $3, Children $1."
If there isn't a primered '77 Camaro at least peripherally involved with this story somehow, I'd be shocked. Or maybe an El Camino.
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Do they have trailer parks in India?
Dammit, I already done asked you nicely to lay off us El Caministas.
But I did go out and check in back before I said that...
It's not true. AstroTurf (tm) does not grow in there naturally.
I was betting on any number of rusting 40's and 50's pickup truck hulks...
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Oh yeah, I got the 'puter back running again.
If not a Camaro, my money's on a '68 to '72 Nova.
Something with the "General Lee" paint scheme maybe
Hey, wait..."Is this post a joke?!"
Isn't the key comment in the first paragraph?
Knock out obligatory Hank Stamper and Gen. Dan Sickles references, and we're left with a strong culture bias: "civilized" people keep their severed limbs in the freezer. Smokers are greener than freezers (Always with the smokers in here). Breda has a dehydrator. Can we drag her into this?
Naa, the key to the situation is running out of rent on the smoker-storage locker. I foresee a Keogh-plan-like revolution in stowage of no-longer-living organic stuff: a closed-end mausoleum lease, followed by public display like those science museum artworks made of cadaver cutaways. The only difference between Hee-Haw and the Arts Institute is the carnival barker.
I'm sure you're wondering: my personal parts will be at the Smithsonian, next to Dillinger's. In the El Camino.
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