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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
In fact, looking back at my alternately hilarious and disastrous dating history, I can’t think of anyone I’ve dated who WASN’T very, very pale. And there were only a precious few who weren’t flat-out batshit crazy. I’m not saying the two always go together, but the pattern is there.
Waitadamnminute...Only "Most" and not "all" are batshit crazy?!When was this discovered?! ;)
And more to the point, what does pale have to do with it?
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