Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
In fact, looking back at my alternately hilarious and disastrous dating history, I can’t think of anyone I’ve dated who WASN’T very, very pale. And there were only a precious few who weren’t flat-out batshit crazy. I’m not saying the two always go together, but the pattern is there.
Waitadamnminute...Only "Most" and not "all" are batshit crazy?!When was this discovered?! ;)
And more to the point, what does pale have to do with it?
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