Saturday, November 10, 2007

Dude...

Don't bogart that duck, my friend.

5 comments:

triticale said...

The phenethylamines in chocolate are purported to intensify the effects of mushrooms. Some researchers believe the combination was known in pre-Columbian times.

The reported inclusion of LSD in the ducks makes no particular sense. Under Federal sentencing guidelines, this dude is going to spennd a decade in jail for the weight of the chocolate.

phlegmfatale said...

That's better text than the original words of the song, and sounds rather obscene. Now it's going to be going through my head for about a week. Thanks, Tam.

BobG said...

I have to wonder at the accuracy of the report; psilocybin is the active ingredient in Psilocybe mexicana mushrooms; there is some psilocin, but it is a minor hallucinogen and nowhere near as strong as psilocybin, not to mention the fact that it is present in extremely small quantities compared to psilocybin.

Kristopher said...

When huffing duck, be sure to huff the correct end of the duck.

Ben said...

Also known as the Ticket, the Chief, the Beast, the Hawk, or simply 25.

Marijuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, LSD is the bomb.

... to quote the late Jack Webb.