Thursday, November 08, 2007

Hey, baby, wanna come over and play with my Legos?

What is up with the Chinese?

First they were trying to give kids lead poisoning and now they're slipping rufies to kindergarteners.

5 comments:

B&N said...

Yea, but the Chinese made GHB sure is cheap!

Gotta wonder what the motivation was at the Politburo to get one of their chemical factories to make the stuff in the first place.

Anything to do with their flat-line birthrate, maybe?

Andrew said...

Actually, GHB is a component of some varnishes and laquers. I remember watching a video in high school that interviewed a GHB addict who had actually drank varnish in a desperate attempt to get intoxicated and had to be admitted to a hospital.

B&N said...

Varnish sampling is a time honored tradition amongst the more talented and eccentric artists of the world.

It's possible that Van Gogh was under the influence of a combination of varnishes, pigments and terpentine in his brushes while he dismembered his face.

Hope he enjoyed the meal.

Ben said...

It's a plot.

I can no longer allow Chinese infiltration, Chinese subversion, Chinese indoctrination, and the international Chinese conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

comatus said...

b&n, "Sampling." Stop, you're killing me.

A good rule of thumb around the shop, for good or ill: anything whose smell makes your cigarettes taste funny is probably psychoactive. Do with this information what you will.

The fact that nonsmokers have no such safety gauge may explain a great deal.