So I'm over at Marko's, helping him pack up his house, and we're taking a break standing in the front yard:
Me: "Yeah, the last time I used the 'Razr, Rizr, Cruzr, Pozr, Luzr,' gag I only had about thirty readers a day, so I figured it was safe to trot it out again."
Marko: "I wonder what the Luzr would look like? It'd probably be like those little kid's phones; it would only have two buttons. One marked "Mom" and the other... would be..."
Me: "'Comic Book Store'."
Marko: "What about the Pozr?"
Me: "Oh, that's easy. It'd look just like an iPhone, but the 'screen' is actually just a stick-on label."