Friday, January 25, 2008

Current job got you down?

Looking for something more exciting and rewarding, with good medical bennies and guaranteed overtime?

Able to work in a MS-DOS environment? Drive a forklift? Field strip an AK-47?

Do you have what it takes to work site security for supervillain lairs? If so, Arachnid Security has a career opportunity for you!



(Big big curtsy to RobertaX.)

9 comments:

OA said...

I'm holding out for a call-back from Hank Scorpio.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Holy CRAP, that's MY job!

Zendo Deb said...

It is so hard to find good henchmen today.

Words Twice said...

That was great, thanks!

Dr. StrangeGun said...

I'd apply, but I know I'd piss the boss off every time I shot an opposing agent outright instead of bringing him into the lair...

Jay G said...

I saw Monorail conductor. That's my lifelong dream...

Ross said...

I've always wanted to be an evil Minion... being the boss is just too much responsibility.

Unfortunately, like Dr Strangegun, I'd get in real trouble... I can shoot straight and I don't feel like being a notch on some double 0's PPK.

Dr. StrangeGun said...

Hee.

"Well, I suppose you'll be taking me to Dr. Evil now, righT"

The T is accentuated by the sound of double-o-grey matter leaving a .45 sized exit wound.

"Take this waste to the arc furnace and don't leave till it's ash. Get a cleanup crew up here too before jerkwad's blood pits the stairs."

Key up

"Agent 42 to Dr. Evil: threat eliminated, no collateral, no prisoners."

TBeck said...

Ah, Neemis Enterprises. How I miss thee.