...driving home from the movies:
Gunsmith Bob: "That sure was a great movie. The Coen brothers just keep getting better and better. It's hard to believe this movie was made by the same guys who made Raising Arizona."
Me: "Hey, I liked Raising Arizona!"
GB: "Oh, but it had the guy in it. With the awful. And the bad actor."
Me: "Nicolas Cage?"
GB: "Yeah. He couldn't act like he was on fire if you doused him in gasoline and threw him a match."