Friday, May 07, 2010

A rant of beauty is a joy for... well, for a good long while.

So, I made mention of the little TSA-related contretemps in Miami this morning.

Stingray at Atomic Nerds then picked up the ball and ran with that mutha in a rant full of so much win that my heart swelled with pride to be on the same internets with it. Go forth and read.


Keads said...

You are absolutely correct! What an awesome rant! I usually give points for lots of profanity and bad punctuation for rants, but I have to concede that this was one of the best evah!

Frank W. James said...

Since I'm flying today I've figured out why the Indy airport 'tags' those who declare firearms in their luggage.

They want to make sure the people scanning luggage 'downstairs' are awake!!!!

And they notice that there is actually a gun in there somewhere.

All The Best,
Frank W. James

Anonymous said...

...decline walking through any TSA scanners, opt for manual TSA full body patdown, surgical breast implant (including favorite explosive of the week)...bang. Same implant for fido riding in cargo...or sub your favorite service monkey.

Stretch said...

The man deserves a "Dennis" for that rant!
The precipitating events also explain why my wife and I drive to Fla. 2 or 3 times a year to visit family. We both have a low BS threshold and neither want to wipe TSA off our shoes.

Stingray said...

Praise from Cesar makes me blush every time. :-)