“I’m just an ordinary guy,” he said. “I go to work every day.”Apparently, as his van backfired to a shuddering halt near his home, one of his neighbors heard the backfires and called the police. A pair of
Fortunately he was not hit. At least three bullets hit the van. Ransom said he did not know how many shots were fired.
“I wasn’t counting,” he said. “But it sounded like a lot.”
Good work, men! Expect a call from an IMPD talent scout any ol' day now, because you've obviously got what it takes to work in this town.
(H/T to Old Grouch in comments here.)