"As the Koreas continue to clash, China gets involved. But first, the scores from the weekend's high school football championships and this week's weather..."Okay, can I make a couple requests?
- Don't show quick jump-cut juxtapositions of fire, an American CVN battlegroup, and say the word "China" before my eyes have focused in the morning, okay? Please? It makes me jittery.
- While I'm sure there are people that think the state AAA football championships are more important than a potential shooting war, I'll bet if you took a poll you'd find that... wait, scratch that. Just go back to request #1 and leave it at that.