Tuesday, March 15, 2011

If stupidity were high-pressure geothermal steam...

...Yoko Ono would be Old Faithful.

Poor Mark David Chapman; three feet to the right and he could have been a hero....

19 comments:

North said...

Good god. I'd like to live the rest of my life without hearing that horrible sound. Yohkohohnoh.

Borepatch said...

Good thing you don't live in Arlington, Mass, or you'd have to give up your guns for that ...

Bubblehead Les. said...

No Yoko, it's not as bad as WW2. Remember, the whole country was leveled due to the stupidity of your ancestors political choices. This disaster is what it is, no more, no less. So shut up, take some of Lennon's Royalty Money that you got being a Gold-digger, and write some Big checks to the Red Cross if you really want to help out. And NO STUPID RELIEF CONCERTS!

Tam said...

Borepatch,

Hippies will boycott my blog, too.

og said...

God, I wish I could get hippies to boycott my blog.

And Old Faithful only erupts every 90 minutes, Yoke-oh never ever closes her festering gob. I would not personally know, nor do I ever want to, but I bet the bitch is annoying in her sleep.

Anonymous said...

Let's all pray she does not organize a benefit concert for the people of Japan.

They have suffered enough.

Gerry

Marja said...

Has she ever done anything, you know, erh, real, herself? I'm sort of under the impression that the woman is somebody who got famous mostly because she managed to get into the bed of somebody famous (and to stay there more than one night).

Tam said...

Marja,

"Has she ever done anything, you know, erh, real, herself?"

Would that Plastic Ono Band were only a hallucination...

og said...

"Has she ever done anything, you know, erh, real, herself?"


Well, not that I'm a huge Beatles fan, but there are all the songs that they might have written together(until she inserted her flat oriental ass into the mix)that nobody will ever hear.

No, she's not solely responsible for the breakup, but she certainly helped precipitate it

North said...

Og - have you seen the divorce paperwork that has "Yoko Ono" as a choice next to a little check box?

My google-fu appears to be on the fritz.

og said...

"Og - have you seen the divorce paperwork that has "Yoko Ono" as a choice next to a little check box? "

No, but if you can find that, I want a copy!!!

Ken said...

I heard a couple of tracks of hers that sounded like the B-52s before there were the B-52s, so if you like the B-52s, I guess there's that.

Jim said...

Too bad such voluminous steam would be too corrosive to feed through turbines to extract useful work, the wonders of contemporary material science or not. :-(

Jim

Anonymous said...

MUST RESIST THE URGE!
AGHHHHHHH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nptngMqWWLM&feature=related

Sorry.

Gerry

Boat Guy said...

Once again, I'm with Les. Yoko should shut her trap and open her wallet...perhaps she could do an infintesimal fraction of the good the USA has done since we had to liberate (with some help from our Allies) Asia - including Japan - from Imperial Japan, at great cost in lives and treasure...

Mark said...

If only Chapman had done his thing before Lennon penned that awful song "Imagine". Imagine no song named Imagine!

Anonymous said...

"Poor Mark David Chapman; three feet to the right and he could have been a hero"....

Imagine...


CIII

DirtCrashr said...

Stuff her down Old Faithful and see how high she gets. Imagine no John Lennon, it's easy if you try, no stupid hippies stinking up the sky, no wasted Deadheads either, dancing with fingers before their eyes.
Imagine no Islamists head-choppers, it's easy if we nuked 'em...

Carrie said...

Because if there's one thing Yoko Ono has always had, it's perspective!

She kinda almost Godwinned the Earth's crust there, didn't she?