The latest would be the news that the town had to cancel a planned parade for a local wounded veteran when the city fathers received the news that the police were currently giving him a parade down cell block A for having
...arrested [him] on suspicion of criminal recklessness with a deadly weapon, a Class D felony, and carrying a handgun without a permit, a Class A misdemeanor.It seems he was involved in an argument with some dudes outside a bar (this is my shocked face) and decided to emphasize some of his debating points by discharging a handgun, first into the air and then into the ground. Something struck one of the dudes in the chest and, next thing you know, instead of riding on a float with Miss Soybean Festival 2010, our protagonist found himself riding in a Crown Vic with Officer Krupke.
Inside sources claim that the weapon in question, and I know you'll find this as surprising as I do, was a Taurus Judge. Maybe the boys from Brazil can use this in their advertising?