Meanwhile, I'd like to offer my services to moderate the next GOP debate:
"Now, if you will all look down at your podiums, you will notice that you've all been provided with a short document. A few of you might even be vaguely familiar with it. If you don't mind, could you each just look in the part headed 'Article II' and point out to me the sentence or phrase that indicates that 'job creation' or 'the economy' is within the presidential purview?
We'll start with you, on the end, with the hair. No, not you... the other one on the end, with the hair..."