RX: "Have you seen this?"
Me: "Wow! That looks gloriously dangerous!"
RX: "Actually, it's apparently very stable."
Me: "Yeah, but can you imagine? You clip the trees, tumble forward out of the seat and into that maelstrom of whirling blades of death! Splatter!"
RX: "Tam, those are electric motors and little composite fan blades, they can't..."
Me: "What? Why aren't they chainsaw motors with steel blades? Or titanium!"
RX: [walking toward the kitchen] "In fact... I'd put a seat-belt interlock on it so the motors couldn't run unless you were safely harnessed in..."
Me: [yelling after her] "You're treading on my dreams!"
(H/T to Lyle.)