Me: ['Way down the wikihole] "Huh. A Christmas Story featured a deleted scene where Ralphie used his Red Ryder to save Flash from Ming... Oh, no... They're doing a 3D remake of the cheesy '80s Flash Gordon movie..."
RX: "With the same music?"
Me: "Well, not unless they hired a medium to channel Freddie Mercury."
RX: "You know, I hear that they recorded that music, and can actually play it back."