Thursday, September 13, 2012

Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese spam factory.

Found in the spam trap this morning:
held. The cruisers in his command were stationed along the Riviera, and that they might be taken away. Shall burgeon with fresh leaves, or spread a shadowing bough.
Jump!

Sometimes it's almost like the ghosts in the machine are trying to communicate.

10 comments:

Wayne said...

I'm thinking they want to have a poetry book of their emails published.
This one almost brought tears to my eyes.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the nonsense phrases the BBC used to broadcast to the French Resistance. Then the radio says "The moon is down." and they get their Stens from under the floorboards and storm out.

Joel said...

Long-winded haiku?

Tango Juliet said...

Any time I have a Glock in my hands it's a nightmare.

Bob said...

Those monkeys are getting closer to the works of Shakespeare every day.

*worried look*

That wasn't racist, was it?

Woodman said...

It's like shadow shifting with the radio on talk shows in the Chronicles of Amber.

The writing style reminds me of Zalazny and Elison in an LSD writing frenzy.

BobG said...

I agree with Woodman. Maybe the ghost of Timothy Leary is trying to communicate with you.

Chas Clifton said...

It's all French Canadian bean soup to me.

angrymike said...

Don't ya know, everything is racist now........;-(

Atom Smasher said...

I'm gonna say it: When I first skimmed the post title I read "sperm" instead of "spam".

And my eyes kinda did a little doubletake, there.