Over at P-F.com, someone linked to a Reddit post asking the question "In a mass knife fight to the death between every single American president, who wins and why?" and, you know, the reflexive answer is "Andrew Jackson" because in modern America, he wouldn't be in the White House, he'd be in solitary confinement.
But I got to thinking, and for all his theatrics, T.R. was pretty studly, too. I mean, he gave a ninety minute campaign speech with a .38 bullet in his brisket when he
was old enough to be on the AARP mailing list. He opened his speech with the line "Ladies
and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have
just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."
Dude like that takes a lot of killin'.