Needless to say, after Captain Aspie dropped this steaming pile on the internet's doorstep and lit the bag, the reaction was practically unanimous condemnation. Indignant butthurt followed on the part of our coding auteur, who took to Twitter to whine:
the liberals don't like me because i've disrespected the dead.No, Sparky, people in general don't like you because you're a douche. Go kiss a locomotive.
the conservatives don't like me because of the gun control message.
the conspiracy theorists don't like me because it risks informing people of what happened.
and the trolls don't like me because it wasn't edgy enough.