While I am relieved that Trump will crush our eight enemies, I regret that I didn't open the paper to see who those eight enemies are. I'd assume North Korea and probably Iran, but I am not well-enough in tune with the National Enquirer demographic to be confident on guessing the remaining six. China, Russia, Cuba, umm... Syria? ISIS? Mexico? France? Quebec?
Also: The photo caption there reads "Navy destroyers head for NORTH KOREA" and shows what appears to be a Russian Sovremnny-class DDG, so... I'm wondering if the art department did that on purpose?
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