Monday, July 08, 2019

Big Lizard in My Back Yard

With the Everglades overrun with so many pythons that bounty hunters are...well, being paid bounties to hunt them, Florida has decided to get serious about other invasive reptile species as well.

Florida Man (and Florida Woman, too!) has been cleared hot to go after the state's iguana population wherever it may be found.

Apparently the lizards are not only incredibly fecund, but they poop everyplace, transmit salmonella, and devour the herbaceous borders. Also, their burrows threaten pavement and foundations.