The Hunt for Red Coke-tober

I swear to heaven I thought he was saying "Halt-o Chewbacca!" for a second there.

I'm not sure how willing I'd be to pilot a semisubmersible in the open sea like that. And I wonder what the range is? Does that thing have the legs to make it to Florida from wherever, or do they get launched from a tender over the horizon someplace?
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