Thoroughly Postmodern Apocalypse

My friends, the entire country to the north of us is on fire and blanketing us in smoke, while our heartland is beset by literal shit storms.

And yes I know what "literal" means.

Behold the turd tornado:

I'm not sure which seal of the apocalypse releases the manure tornadoes, but it's very on-brand for the current year. https://t.co/OPG8QSZT40

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) June 29, 2023