Sunday, March 12, 2006

From the "Couldn't Happen To A Nicer Guy" department.

Slobodan Milosevic, former contender for the Welterweight Genocidal Butt-Head Dictator Championship in the Southeastern Europe division, kicked off in his cell the other day. Karma had apparently grown tired of the tree-sloth pace of the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal, and took matters into its own hands.

Some less-than-perceptive pundits have boneheadedly lamented his premature exit as "a huge setback for justice", since he didn't stick around long enough to say he was sorry for being such a meanie.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that survivors of his murderous activities will forego the apologies and take the win on points...

1 comment:

phlegmfatale said...

Well, he died alone and in a cell, so I'm kind of ok with that. The point is that he was deposed, and that's the major concern, in my book.