Thursday, March 02, 2006

He must've skipped class the day they learned bullet-dodging.

A nut job in a ninja costume picked the wrong lady to terrorize.

He attacked her. She screamed and struggled her way into the house, where her husband retrieved his .357 and smoked the goblin.

Police pronounced the unidentified attacker D.R.T.

(That's "Dead Right There", which is even deader than "Dead On Arrival".)

H/T to Zendo Deb.


Anonymous said...

Where's the details?

Brand and model of revolver, brand of ammo and type of bullet, shooting stance, hit/miss ratio?

Seriously though, I glad that her husband had the means and ability to save his wife. Hope that the fact that they live in Kalifornia doesn't mean that charges will be brought against the husband.(it was close to S.F. and ya know how wacky they are!)


Pawpaw said...

Excellent. Simply excellent.

DRT? LOL! Gotta use that one.

phlegmfatale said...

Wow - that was in Healdsburg, which is a gorgeous, placid, expensive town in wine country - Russian River valley. Also, that's the town where Raymond Burr (Perry Mason) opened a winery with his life-partner, who still runs the winery. Went there a couple years back and stayed there while in California for a wedding - gorgeous place - I never imagined those people keeping firearms in the house - I just thought we did that here in Texas because we have more common sense.

God bless 'em!