Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Politics: Clinton sanctimoniously wags finger...

...warns of rapidly dwindling cheeseburger reserves and growing hole in the calzone layer.



There hasn't been a more humorous choice of spokesman since some marketing supergenius used Keith Richards to tell us not to do drugs.

2 comments:

Elmo's aphasiatic twin said...

Somalia would be a nice cultural change for you, Bill.

B&N said...

I saw the Blowhard on C-Span, live, while at this overpriced gathering of those who claim the spot of "Governer" in their respective states.

Somehow, though I agree with the premise, I think that what is on his mind is just more legislation, which we need in this country like we need another body orifice.

What is scarier is that there are a BUNCH of people who are still following him around, willing to listen to whatever he spouts forth. The zombies can't, and won't, think for themselves.