Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
You need to get Albert Gore Jr. back from California to combat some of that thar' global wharming!
Global warming is caused by too much hot air! This hot air eminates from politicians & "scientists" who have nothing better to do than muck rake.If it gets any warmer, the Sahara might bloom again. Saw it on TV, so it must be true.
Have an acquaintance that's big into the global warming religion. Told her I didn't think it was SUVs, but rather everyone drinking carbonated beverages. "I mean, think about the hundreds of millions of drinks every day." Not only did she believe me, but she started calling friends trying to figure out how to get said drinks banned.
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