My first thought was that this whiny little brat was a strong argument for the return of corporal punishment to the schools. When he got really snotty about two-thirds of the way in, only the fact that he was separated from me by a monitor screen kept me from running a hose from the tailpipe of my Beemer down his throat. Have some greenhouse gasses, junior.
If we want to regain the respect of the world, we should begin by announcing that children have no business expressing opinions on anything except "Do you have enough room in the toes?" -Florence King
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