Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Really...

...who didn't see that coming?

You're nobody until you have a suite at Betty Ford.


Edited to add: I have finally found something that is impossible to make fun of. It is so hilarious in and of itself that any additional snark would subtract from, rather than add to, its intrinsic humor. Behold: Hair extensions, a Red Bull can, and a Bic lighter. All it's missing is the keys to a dented '77 Camaro.

9 comments:

Porta's Cat said...

I am really starting to like this girl.....

B&N said...

Tam,

The addition of the bichin' Camaro to the mix is priceless.

phlegmfatale said...

WOW! All that DNA in one pile? We can rebuild her-- we HAVE the technology!

3yellowdogs said...

Yes, the Camaro would be a good addition, but I was thinking a black '79 Trans Am with T-top and firebird on the hood.

Oh well. Can have everything. Where would you put it?

Billy Beck said...

MSNBC is now reporting that this ridiculous person just checked out of rehab.

She is either the fastest recovery study in the history of man, or a determined self-menace headed off on another ricochet.

Place your bets.

Anonymous said...

I'm kind of pissed she didn't get a huge Thunder Chicken tattooed across her back.

And in case it isn't obvious, one should make sure their head doesn't bear a striking resemblance to that of Private Pyle when shaved.

Kristopher said...

She just wanted to make the drapes match the carpet.

rickn8or said...

Billy Beck--

If we're starting a pool, I don't want any date more than six months down the road.

Looks like la Brittney is in Full-Gonzo Meltdown Mode.

This won't be pretty to watch.

Anonymous said...

Looks as if the ex-husband is asking if she's a fit mom. And you were going to say, what?
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