Friday, October 12, 2007

Now hold on a minute!

Lawdog notes the actual requirements of the Nobel Peace Prize from old Alfred's will, and goes on to question Gore's suitability, stating (among other things):
While Mr. Gore has done nothing to abolish or reduce any standing army
Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute, there! He did everything he could to reduce at least one standing army between 1/93 and 1/01. Give him a chance again, and I'm sure he could reduce it more!

6 comments:

LawDog said...

He did everything he could to reduce at least one standing army between 1/93 and 1/01.

Alas and alack, during 1993 - 2001 Mr. Gore was merely the spare. Co-Presidents Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham Clinton were actully Commander-in-*coughBriefs*cough* Chief of the US military at that time.

Tam said...

Oh, I'm sure he got to sit in on the "Let's gut the fascist military" discussions too, although probably nobody passed the bong to ol' Stiff Al.

BobG said...

"...although probably nobody passed the bong to ol' Stiff Al."

He was too busy inventing the Internet.

# 9 said...

The only thing we have to fear is...

ManBearPig

I'm serial.

comatus said...

Slow on the buzzer; see below.

Moving right along to "promoting...congresses"...

Les Jones said...

I have photographic proof that Al Gore handled guns at least twice, if not very competently.